Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Acrostic Movie Review - Casino Royale

For 2007, We're going to revive an old Ape Culture tradition - reviewing movies in the form of acrostic poetry. Check out the archive of old acrostic movie reviews.

Casino Royale



D
aniel Craig revitalizes the

O
ld franchise that had resembled a

U
sed Aston Martin running on empty.

B
ond has never

L
ooked better (sorry, Sean).

E
ven if he's blond and short,


O
ur hero

H
as a body by Soloflex and

H
e's frequently


S
hirtless, which makes even a torture scene enjoyable.

I
n varied exotic locales, James and his

X
anthippe (Eva Green) battle a banker to Terrorists (Mads Mikkelsen),


P
oker being the combat mode of choice. The

A
ction is nonstop, beginning with a breath-taking

C
hase through a high-rise construction site.

K
udos to the new hot and cool Bond!


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