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Saturday, January 05, 2008
The Next Great American Band: Finale
Well, I lost my notes on this episode, so this will be brief.
The Clark Brothers won the title: "Next Great American Band." While I can't get too fired up over this evangelical boy band, I do think they were the most talented of the remaining bands. It'll be interesting to see if they go more pop country or stick with gospel flava on their first CD.
Thank God America did not pick Denver and the Mile High Orchestra! They looked pretty crestfallen, but I'm sure this TV exposure will keep them swimming in corporate and wedding gigs. I liked Six Wire okay and I can see them having some country music success.
The finale featured performances from judges Sheila E and the Goo Goo Dolls, trotting out old songs. Sheila and her all-chick band performed "The Glamorous Life", and Sheila and one of her band members wore odd outfits decorated with peace signs.
Northmont, a band that generated the show's only drama during the audition episode, got to come back and sing a song. They have a hot lead singer, who was told he was better than his band, and they had vowed to break up if they didn't make it on the show. I guess now they're on a reunion tour.
They also brought back all the finalists for a medley of Christmas songs that was kinda fun. I liked seeing Cliff Wagner, Dot Dot Dot, and Light of Doom again.
I probably would have stopped watching this series if I hadn't been blogging about it. Next Great American Band, you are no American Idol.
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Thursday, December 27, 2007
The Next Great American Band: Final Three
This was a sad week for me as we had to bid adieu to the lil metalheads, Light of Doom. No, I didn't think they deserved to win, but I sure did enjoy watching them rock out. I can only hope that when I see Iron Maiden at the forum next month, these kids will be the opening act. I'd cut my tailgating short for that.
Denver and the Mile High Orchestra - "September" / "Vehicle" / "The Way You Move Me"
Every week I call them a wedding band and nothing changed this week. I will admit their original was pretty catchy.
The Clark Brothers - "Change the World" / "Amazed" / "This Little Light of Mine"
My usual complaint about these guys is that Ashley is overly intense on every song, when intensity isn't always called for, and that was the case on "Change the World." I also felt they lost the melody a bit during their exploration. I liked the rockin' version of "This Little Light of Mine" but I wonder if the boys will lose some of their teen and tween vote for revealing that the dreamboat singer Ashley is married with a kid. There's no question these guys are the most original and talented band left in the competition, and they deserve to win.
Six Wire - "Reelin' in the Years" / "I'd Really Love to See You Tonight" / "Good to Be Back"
These were all good song choices for this band, and their original tune "Good to be Back" is really catchy and deserves to be a hit. Their usual good harmonies and sex appeal were in full effect on the cover tunes, and the stripped down version of "I'd Really Love to See You Tonight" would win the singer a booty call from many gals in the audience, I'm sure.
Predictions
Honestly, I'm pretty bored with this show as you can see from my late blogging, but if The Clark Brothers don't win this thing, I'll definitely be shocked and dismayed.
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Saturday, December 08, 2007
The Next Great American Band: Queen Week
Ahh, a reality music show doing Queen! This brings back great American Idol memories of Kelly Pickler and Constantine Maroulis doing "Bohemian Rhapsody". The final four got to perform one Queen tune and one original.
Performances
The Clark Brothers - "These are the Days of Our Lives" / "Homestead"
The boys took Dicko's advice and added a guitarist and drummer for a fuller sound. I didn't recognize the Queen song, but I liked it. The overall sound reminded me more of Poi Dog Pondering than bluegrass. Their original was catchy but not particularly special, and once again I felt like the singer, Ashley, was trying too hard to be intense on a song that didn't call for it. Still, this band is clearly the front runner.
Light of Doom - "We Will Rock You" / "A Matter of Time"
The kids tried to speed up the Queen tune and it turned out sounding a bit muddled and rushed. Eric seemed to have trouble keeping up with the vocals, and the judges panned them. The original was good and heavy, but the judges felt it lacked a hook and thought perhaps it was too reminiscent of influences. I would say it did sound a lot like Iron Maiden - not that that's a bad thing.
Six Wire - "Fat Botomed Girls" / "Go On"
This was a good song choice for the competition's remaining bar band, and they gave a solid if not particularly original performance of it. These guys do have some sex appeal, and they worked it on this tune. Their original tune had a nice hook and was likable even on a first listen. I have to admit this band is growing on me.
Denver and the Mile High Orchestra - "Sleepin' on the Sidewalk" / "Big White House"
I was hoping to see Denver emerge in a white cat suit, but no, just the usual boring blazer and jeans look. A cat suit would have made this a little less boring. They picked a Queen song I didn't know and made it sound like a mid-80s Billy Joel song. Their original wasn't any better, but I feel this band is teflon and talking trash about them won't make any difference. Whoever is home watching this on Friday nights and voting - old ladies and kids - is way into this band. Those of us watching it later on Tivo are powerless to stop them.
Kicked Off
Dot Dot Dot
I'll miss these fashion victims and the new wave spin they'd put on songs, as well as the muscled guitar work by Rose and schizoid performances of frenetic front man Adam. I think they could have a future, and a couple of their originals were radio-ready.
Prediction
I have a feeling Light of Doom will be leaving next week, due to bad reviews from the judges and representing a less popular genre than the other remaining bands. Of course, I'd much rather see Denver go, but I know better than to predict it.
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The Next Great American Band: Rod Stewart Week
I'm getting tired of this show, and still bummed that Cliff Wagner got booted last week, so having to endure an hour of Rod Stewart songs is a real test for me. Ugh.
Performances
Dot Dot Dot - "Young Turks"
I dug it. I thought it was frenetic but cool, and I really like Adam as a frontman even if the judges always slam him.
Denver and the Mile High Orchestra - "Baby Jane"
I don't have anything more to say about them. I just don't know who is voting for them. They are such a wedding band - nothing more - and they are too squeaky clean for the rock songs they are forced to play on this show.
Six Wire - "Hot Legs"
A solid performance but they don't often elevate themselves over a typical bar band, and in this case they were typical.
Clark Brothers - "You're in My Heart"
I know everybody loves these guys, but I just find Ashley to be overly-earnest in his vocals. He looks constipated because he tries so hard to wring every emotion of the song. Sometimes it's more appropriate than others. I can't take much away from these guys, though, because they are great musicians and certainly the class of the competition.
Light of Doom - "Infatuation"
This was a good song choice. I guess I think that because it's one of the few Rod songs I actually like. Eric's vocals were better and the judges noticed. He admitted he's been taking singing lessons - way to go, kid!
Kicked Off
Tres Bien
I'm not too surprised but a little sad to see these guys go. Their retro nerd rock was infectious and the frontman was very entertaining and had a lot of range. Like Cliff, I think they might have been at a disadvantage due to lacking in sex appeal.
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The Next Great American Band: The Rolling Stones Week
Performances
Tres Brien - "Get Off Of My Cloud"
I like the front man - he's got a harmless swagger, but he's fun.
Denver and the Mile High Orchestera - "I'm Fine"
They picked a song I didn't know and they delivered it sans sex appeal and edge, very un-Stones-ian. The world doesn't need another Huey Lewis and the News.
Six Wire - "The Last Time"
I didn't know the song. They're a very capable band but still strike me as dime a dozen.
Light of Doom - "Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Good job making the song harder and thus making it their own. The kids are having fun, and so am I, watching them. Singer Eric is a bit out of his league at this point - I think he needs lessons and time to become a true lead singer.
Clark Brothers - "Gimme Shelter"
This was a great, visceral rendition of the song. Ashley, the lead singer, alwasy connects emotionally with the songs, though sometimes I feel he overdoes it and chews the scenery a bit. His wrenching facial expressions suited this song.
Dot Dot Dot - "Let's Spend the Night Together"
Great vocal performance by Adam, and the band was sexy overall. Guitarist Rose also has star quality. Fun and feisty.
Going Home
Cliff Wagner and the Old Number 7
I really liked Cliff and thought he brought something fresh to the show. I think the band was maybe too homely for TV, or too unhip. Perhaps there was just too much competition in the bluegrass/country field with the better-looking Six Wire and the more-talented Clark Brothers. I would love to sit back with a bucket of Budweisers and watch Cliff in a little dive bar someday.
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Wednesday, November 21, 2007
The Next Great American Band: Lieber and Stoller Week
Performances
Light of Doom - "Jailhouse Rock"
Nice job workin' the crowd and great guitar solo, but they didn't really make the song their own. Also the singer's lack of vocal chops was noticeable.
The Clark Brothers - "Saved"
An interesting cover - but I find the singer to be overly intense. No matter what the song, he's got the intensity dialed up to 11. He's still cute, though.
Dot Dot Dot - "Love Potion #9"
I enjoyed their edgy rendition. They do seem kind of overly styled, though.
Cliff Wagner and The Old Number 7 - "Poison Ivy"
I really don't care for this song, but I liked their loungey version better than most. They did a good job adapting the tune to their style.
Denver and the Mile High Orchestra - "Ruby Baby"
I just have to reiterate that they are a cheesy wedding band. I might hire them for a company holiday party but, come on, people, they are not the next great American band!
Six Wire - "I Keep Forgettin"
This was a pleasant version and the song suited the singer's voice well. The Sawyer-esque singer gave the camera his usual smoldering look, which will likely earn them another week.
Tres Bien - "Some Other Guy"
This was a fun garagey performance. They're likable and could be a Monkees for the new generation.
Kicked Off
Franklin Bridge - I was stunned to see them go. I really thought they were one of the more talented bands, with a sexy frontman with a great voice. It's unbelievable that they left before Denver!
Predictions
I think Denver and his Mile High Orchestra will be packing their many bags next week. At least, I hope so.
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Monday, November 12, 2007
The Next Great American Band: Billy Joel Week
Performances
Franklin Bridge - "Big Shot"
This sounded kind of muddled to me, but the judges loved it. Definitely some nice shredding and it rocked harder than the original. I do like these guys.
Cliff Wagner and The Old Number 7 - "You May Be Right"
I thought Cliff looked stylin' in his blue suit, but Dicko said he looked like he was auditioning to play Boss Hogg. They really slowed this tune down and played it slow, and I found it kinda oddly sexy.
Denver and The Mile High Orchestra - "Tell Her About It"
This was a pretty obvious song choice, but they played it well. Denver was more charming than usual, and we learned that his wife just had a baby, thus guaranteeing him congratulatory votes and sympathy votes since he's sacrificing time with his family for his career (cf, Phil from Idol).
Dot Dot Dot - "Pressure"
One of my favorite bands on this show performed one of my favorite Bill Joel tunes. Their frontman gave a wonderfully hammy performance that recalled A Clockwork Orange. He reminds me a bit of Simon Le Bon in that he compensates for not having the greatest voice by having a flair for the dramatic.
Six Wire - "She's Always A Woman"
They played the song in a mellow mood, and the singer delivered it with conviction. Nice harmonies, particularly the ending. In a Paula Abdul moment, Sheila E proposed to the singer.
Tres Bien - "Moving Out"
They didn't change up the song much, but they did add a garagey vibe. I like the singer - he's got nerdy charisma.
The Clark Brothers - "She's Got a Way"
I thought the singer looked tortured when he sang this, like he was a bit overwrought, but the judges loved it and said he connected with the material better than any of the others.
Light of Doom - "The Stranger"
The metal kids shredded through this tune with ferocity, very true to who they are. Great guitar work.
Sent Home
Rocket - I'll miss these gals, but I'm glad I didn't have to listen to them try to play "We Didn't Start the Fire."
The Muggs - I won't miss these guys, and I think their sour grapes faces as they were kicked off won't win them any fans.
Prediction
I think just one band gets booted next week and it's hard to predict who it will be. All the bands got overall good comments from the judges. I hope I'm wrong, but I think Cliff Wagner and the Old Number 7 might be vulnerable, simply because they're not very attractive, and they played early in the show.
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Sunday, November 04, 2007
The Next Great American Band: Elton John Week
Performances
Six Wire - "Got to Get Away" / "Don't Let the Sun Go Down On Me"
I thought the original was uninteresting - like a filler song on a Jimmy Buffett album. The Elton cover was good, and they put a bit of a country spin on it. Good vocal. Dicko pronounced them "the housewives' choice".
Tres Bien - "How I Feel" / "Love Lies Bleeding"
These guys are starting to win me over a bit. There's something endearing about their dorkiness/hipster blend. Both songs were nerdy fun.
Franklin Bridge - "Love's Fool" / "Philadelphia Freedom"
I liked the original, particularly the drummer's rapping harmony. The Elton choice was a pretty obvious one for these Philly boys. Their vocalist really shone on it, and they injected a lot of soul into the tune. I see they took my advice to get a stylist seriously as they were wearing matching t-shirts. Still not in Rachel Zoe territory, but it's an improvement.
The Clark Brothers - "Country Time" / "Country Comfort"
Another good performance from these kids, who look more rock than country but definitely have country music in their veins.
Light of Doom - "Light of Doom" / "Saturday Night's All Right"
These kids rocked hard once again, delivering an original tune about their band name, in the tradition of Black Sabbath. "Step into the light of doom," sings young Eric, and I find myself ready to follow. The Elton song was a good choice, as they could play it fast. And to please Sheila E, they kept their shirts on.
Dot Dot Dot - "Stay" / "Your Song"
I loved the original - definitely radio-ready. They executed some smooth tempo shifts in the Elton tune, putting a new wave spin on it. The judges slammed the frontman, but I actually enjoy watching him. I think he has a lot of charisma even if he does seem somewhat affected.
Cliff Wagner and the Old Number 7 - "Little White Chapel" / "Honky Cat"
These guys are probably my favorite, next to Light of Doom. I loved the original and its quirky lyrics. It was about a teen Vegas wedding and Cliff dedicated it to Britney and her first husband.
The Muggs - "Should've Learned My Lessson" / "I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
It figures my least-favorite band on this show would tackle my favorite Elton tune. Icky. I didn't think the singer delivered it with any feeling (if you want to hear a good version, check out Elton's duet with Mary J. Blige). His nasally voice grates on my nerves, and the judges felt the same way. He won't win points for sassing back to Sheila E, either.
Rocket - "Future Ex-Boyfriend" / "Rocketman"
The original was fun and spirited - kinda Blondie meets Gwen Stefani. The judges trashed the singer, but I didn't find her to be so bad.
Denver and the Mile High Orchestra - "All Night" / "I'm Still Standing"
I still think Denver lacks oomph and sex appeal, but the band is fun to watch and their arrangement of the Elton song was first-rate.
Evicted
The Hatch and The Likes of You were sent packing. Dicko was quite upset about the Hatch, who he felt were very commercial. I, however, wasn't upset. I feel The Likes of You suffered from having the least amount of screentime on the audition episode, coupled with a mediocre performance.
Predictions
I think The Muggs and Denver and the Mile High Orchestra will be going home next week.
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Monday, October 29, 2007
The Next Great American Band: Bob Dylan Week
I'm not a Dylan fan, so I wasn't looking forward to this, but then as I watched I realized, wow, I really do like Bob Dylan's songs - just not when they're delivered by his nasally voice. This week each band did a Dylan cover and an original song.
Denver and the Mile High Orchestra - "Freight Train Blues" / "One Time Show"
These guys seem like a wedding band to me, and I have to agree with Dicko that Denver is just not sexy or charismatic enough as a frontman. I don't think they'll last long.
The Hatch - "It's All Over Now Baby Blue" / "Stretch Out The Time"
These guys are like The Killers Lite, minus the hot fuss.
Light of Doom - "All Along the Watchtower" / "Eye of the Storm"
I love these kids, even if Sheila E was correct to point out that their shirtlessness is a bit disturbing. They are musically very tight, and the singer has great energy, good hair (important for metal) and a good voice. Not sure about the lyrics of the original song - was he singing "We can't stand the weather"? Still, they'd get my vote, if I wasn't watching this on my DVR two days later.
The Likes of You - "Blowing in the Wind" / "Love and Gravity"
I thought I liked singer Geoff Byrd's voice last week, but this week it was kind of prissy and affected. Johnny was right to tell him to lay off the falsetto.
Rocket - "Knocking on Heaven's Door" / "Mean To You"
I enjoyed this performance, even if it's kind of easy to take a Dylan song that's already been rocked out by others and repeat the rocking out of it. I loved their original - very catchy. They're fun to watch.
Cliff Wagner and the Old #7 - "Don' Think Twice It's Allright" / Some Original Song
I found the cover to be moving. They definitely played with feeling. I like these guys, but I wonder if they are too fugly and odd for the masses.
The Muggs - "Meet Me in the Morning" / "Slow Curve"
They're definitely good musicians but the judges were right to point out that the singer's voice is lacking, as is his confidence. I don't see them having much commercial appeal.
Clark Brothers - "Maggie's Farm" / "Billy the Kid"
I think these kids are among the front runners. They're cute, different, and great musicians. They need to be careful not to play on their cuteness too much or else become the Lawrence Brothers. Their original tune was very catchy.
Tres Bien - "Subterranean Homesick Blues" / "Easy to Love Me"
These guys just seem like fake retro to me, like so many other bands out there today.
Franklin Bridge - "Tangled Up in Blue" / "Incredible"
Sheila E predicted they'd win it all, and I do have to say they have a good shot at it. The singer is hot, and he's got a good voice. The band is really tight and able to get the crowd going. My only criticism is that they could use a stylist.
Dot Dot Dot - "Like a Rolling Stone" / "Another Stupid Love Song"
I like this band. They're fun to watch, and I like the mix of genders in the group. They do seem to spend a bit more time on their look than on their music, but I never faulted Duran Duran for that so I won't hold it against them.
Six Wire - "Mr. Tambourine Man" / "Good To Be Back"
The singer looks like Sawyer from Lost. He's got a nice voice, and the original tune was really good. Still, I'm not sure they are that different or interesting - they are typical new country. Sheila said they might win it, but I doubt it.
Predictions
I think two bands get voted off next week. I think it will be Denver and the Mile High Orchestra and The Muggs.
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Saturday, October 20, 2007
The Next Great American Band: Auditions
We at the Ape Blog can't resist shows from the American Idol machine...and this one looks like it might be pretty entertaining.
The Top 12
- Tres Bien - They've got the retro 60s hipster thing going, but I was underwhelmed. Catchy tune, to be sure.
- Light of Doom - How much did I love these 12 year old metalheads who cite Iron Maiden as their influence? Can they play with Legos? No, but they can play with madness!
- The Hatch - I found these guys kinda boring, another dime-a-dozen band from Williamsburg. Their pretty boy frontman got them to advance by batting his eyelashes at Sheila E.
- Clark Brothers - I liked these kids - 3 brothers from a family of 11 kids whose dad was an evangelist. Nice harmonies and guitar work but they need to be careful to not be too Hanson-esque. Mmmm...God!
- Dot Dot Dot - Edgy looks and sassy cover of "Always Something There to Remind Me." I heard their single "Stay" on Sirius Radio today, so do they even need this show?
- The Muggs - They describe themselves as "the ugliest band in the world" and I won't argue. Solid musicianship and a heart-tugging story as one member is recovering from a stroke, but they may be too old to please the kids.
- Denver and the Mile High Orchestra - And now for something completely different...a big band. I'd agree with Dicko that Denver lacks the sex appeal of a Harry Connick Jr. or a Frank Sinatra.
- Six Wire - They call themselves "edgy country" but I saw heavy "Rascall Flatts" influences in them. They harmonize well but they're kinda old.
- Cliff Wagner and Old Number 7 - Cliff has a strange appeal. Their bluegrass cover of "Like a Virgin" got them through to the next round. I like them - they're quirky.
- The Likes of You - We didn't get any backstory on these guys, but the singer was hot and had an amazing voice.
- Franklin Bridge - Wow, these guys can rock. They reminded me of Living Colour. Dicko pronounced them a front runner.
- Rocket - Girl rockers who seemed kinda generic to me. Dicko pulled a Simon Cowell by telling them only one of them was attractive.
- Zombie Bazooka Patrol - I loved these guys! I'm so bummed they didn't make the Top 12, especially after we heard the judges say they'd made it through to the next round. Their song "Better Off Undead" was catchy and reminded me of Camper Van Beethoven.
- Northmont - Lead singer Ward brooded about this being his last chance, and his band got 2 chances to audition, but they didn't distinguish themselves. Ward got high marks from the judges but I'm not sure why, with his tired Eddie Vedder climbing schtick.
- Zolar X - Aliens from Plutonia. Earth was not amused.
- Sizzling Happy Family - Had to give up their dreams if they didn't make it, and they failed to elevate over being a typical bar band, even though they did grill a rubber chicken in the middle of their guitar solo
- Fifi LaRue - Fifi is a middle-aged "gothic killer klown" who lives at home with his mom.
- Ian Dickson - Also known as "Dicko", Ian is the Simon Cowell of Australian Idol and he provides the brutal honesty
- Sheila E - She's nice like Paula but sober.
- Johnny Rzeznik - Goo Goo Dolls singer is still nice to look at, but his critiques didn't really get too specific.
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